We All Ride Dildo Bikes

This is the place where I leave shit that made me giggle

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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(via onlylolgifs)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via immadinosawr)

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

(via dancybutt)

(Source: spideys, via laughcentre)

(Source: meme-meme, via gamers-de-culto)

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

(via thecowgoesbluemoo)

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: thedudedean, via winter-maiden)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

hickster55:

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out


STARK

hickster55:

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

STARK

(via thug-wifee)

(Source: slugbox, via onlylolgifs)

(Source: frenchwhorn, via death-by-lulz)

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: iamjard, via officially-startled)